1) There are only nine reasons on the list.
2) Top 10 lists are popular.
3) Top 10 list are popular because you all have short attention spans. This list is better because it's shorter. That's why it's shorter; to make it better.
4) Earlier this year, Congress passed a law that changed the qualifications for list-making. Before the law, it only took two items to be considered a list. Now, it takes more than two. That means it could take three, or four, or 2.1. In protest to this new law, and governments intrusion into the list list business, we refuse to create lists with an even number of items.
5) There is no "10" in a hexadecimal numbering system.
6) We love you.
7) When Ones and Zeros get together, they tear sh*t up.
8) Have you ever heard of a "Top Nine List"?
9) See number 10.
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