I'm sure you know someone who just seems to poke a straw in your head and slowly suck every last ounce of joy out of you and they keep sucking until it makes that slurpy gurgling sound so they pull the straw in and out several times while shaking you to try and get the ice cubes out of the way so the straw can get down farther in case they might have missed a drop or two, figuratively of course. Or maybe you yourself are that sort of joy-suck who prefers to be miserable and has a deep primitive need for others to come along for the ride. Either way, you could find the following list of things enjoyable. (Which means half of you will hate it and the other half will listen to you bitch about it.
1) There is nothing more uplifting than watching a happy-go-lucky person fall and receive injuries.
2) A good day is easily ruined by a smile from a stranger.
3) Most people would rather eat a bag of live wasps than listen to you laugh.
4) Sure it might be a good joke but don't laugh or a demon will remove your gall bladder and spleen.
5) Fun is only for people who have no ability to hate everything, including furry little kittens.
6) At first you won't succeed, and it only gets worse from there.
1 comment:
No way! No one will enjoy this. Its stupid. I'm halfway through a bag of live wasps and I certainly haven't experienced a demonic removal of any internal organs. That means I ain't laughin'! I hope you fall and recieve injuries.
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