Are You Getting This?

So you say you don't "get" Crock, Inc.? It's not surprising. Allow me to explain the unexplainable.


There is really nothing to "get" other than the fact that there is nothing to "get". If you read this knowing that there is nothing to "get" then you won't be disappointed when you don't "get" it. If, perchance, you do happen to "get" something out of what you have read, then we're going to need to talk about it. RETRACT! Never mind.


You might find something that you "get" and then we'll have to talk. I try not to do that if at all possible.


It's actually very simple. If you read this non-informational, fictitious, nonsensical, improperly written so-called-blog, and you find something of interest (or of non-interest), please comment about it. Take a look at some of the comments to prior posts. Those people "get" it. Do you know why? Because they realize that I have no idea what on the green earth I'm talking about half the time, and the other half of the time I'm asleep. They comment with things that strike them. Much in the same way a charismatic televangelist whizzes people up into a tongue-talking frenzy, Crock nonsense (heads up! new term coinage about to occur) or "crocksense", can cause spontaneous writing about nothing in particular.


There is something that Crock Executive, Shareholders, Staff members, and sympathizers share. It's something that you probably didn't know existed in the natural world. It's something that we have operated with for 19 years now, and it's about time that we reveal it to the world so that everyone can tap into it.


It's called: Intragelligence.


This term was first used by an associate of mine from the Southern Particulator Notch Belt-buffer Department. They call him.........Tim? (pronounced "Tim" but actually spelled R-O-C-K)


Anyway, let me break this word down for you to help you "get" it.


Take 1) the prefix intra, meaning "within", 2) the word Integral, meaning "a necessary part of a whole", and 3)the word intelligence, meaning "capacity for learning, reasoning, and understanding" and mash them all together like a Big Mac (all sloppy and falling apart....don't do this while you're driving)....and you "get" Intragelligence.


It's the opposite of "Conventional Wisdom".

So throw what you think you know out the window. Forget about understanding as you used to know it. Dive in. Get inside your own capacity for reason and become one with it. Use your Intragelligence to accept what Crock is offering you. Nothing at all.

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Also, stay tuned for a new feature called "Fishing with the Prez". Coming soon.